A Day In The Life Of A Velociraptor

dulect:

my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like

kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.

brandonurie:

i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

• head to body ratio is uneven
• when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
• baby unable to hunt for the clan
• baby is slow and usually racist

wow u make me sick x0x0

heckboy:

“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”