dalek-tible: matturday: DAVID TENNANT IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW AND NOT TO BILLIE PIPER NO I HATE MY LIFE I HATE EVERYTHING
Males are so fucked up, I can't even, omg.
you can find a lot of tings that thrift stores that are designer and just...– fashion advice from dakota (literaltoddler) (via clavid)
So. Much. Vodka.
It makes me feel awesome knowing that you couldn’t do shit for me but as soon as it’s someone else it’s easy.
New Year's is fucked this year.
You sir, are a shitty person.
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Set Fire to the Rain
heyfunniest: FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
I'm sick of being let down. :c
I can't watch Skins because my brother is playing...
I don’t think I mind.
Me without money: I want this this and this
Me when I have money: WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY?
You're not from England so shut the fuck up.