Why do I try lol.
teacher: give me your email so i can send you the work for this lesson
I was on Facebook when I see this profile icon...
anus: at first I was like O.O HOLY SHIT IS THAT SOME CHICK SUCKING A DICK. then I enlarged the photo MOST MISLEADING ICON IN THE WORLD
text from someone I like: so I really like you
me: that's mean
me: who put you up to this
me: wrong number?
me: how much are you being paid
me: was this a dare
me: are you drunk